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The toilet needs me.

Please Senpai

Please Senpai

(I had to save this picture to my phone to post here. Now I have to delete it quickly from my gallery and from my Immich auto-upload, or else my wife or kid will see it and I’ll have to spend half an hour explaining WTF this is.)

Literally 1984.

Quick tip: you can copy paste images to lemmy, I know it works on the default webui and in Voyager, but I guess it’s a common feature: rightclick/longpress on an image in your browser -> copy image -> paste in the comment box, wait a bit and it should upload it automatically, and it pastes the correct markdown. No traces for the all-knowing entity to see.


You don’t have to explain yourself to anyone.




Bcz he doesn’t give a shit? Is he full of shit then?

I’ve heard he doesn’t even have any fucks left to give. It’s a tragic story.



Ah, the joys of being bedridden. I pee into a bottle, like a king!

A king without a porcelain throne? How curious…



I have a bladder the size of a fucking walnut.


As I read this on the toilet….

I posted this on the toilet. Call me a hypocrite if you must but remember that if you do then YOU are the terrorist.



Hey! We agreed that in public his name is bob! Don’t disrespect bob. In public.


I shit wherever I like.


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