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Women are like strawberries in that they aren’t actually berries.
Or indeed made of straw.
With this much microplastics I may as well be :3
Strawperson argument
women are like strawberries
they’re cool and i love them,
every - single - time j see u, i see that carrot and….. am so very….. pushed to comment on ur comment cuz I just luuuuuuv how very much the carrot and name and pfp just fit together its really really nice like…. gosh….. Chloe ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ just…. mygosh, genuinely, such a….. such a nice profile and name
aww thank u maria! \w\ 🧡
This should be the banner of femcel memes ngl
the women r like strawberries thing? -
Well now I’m impressed too..
But the best tasting ones are the ones you get from your garden
how to grow your very own woman for 2026
women r sweet n nice n comfy and got a cool design n nice to be around andand I wana shower em in sugar– and i wana have them when drinking tea and-and-and-and also I like them and hope they like me back, even if just as a distant fren…. thats enough. way bettr than blueberries
They spoil really fast even if you keep them refrigerated
They are designed to spoil as soon as you get home.
Friends are like snowflakes: they disappear when you pee on them
you know that’s not true for all of them😐
You can’t tell by looking at them whether they’re sweet or sour. You just have to taste them.
gasp i am!! ☺️
And they’re kinda expensive.
And when you take them home, they often go rotten pretty quickly.
I think you need to rethink your approach to women.
Yeah, I was just kidding. I’m lucky enough to have had a wonderful strawberry for decades - perfect from the core on out.
damn that’s some long lasting strawberry
Could be they just grabbed a rotten one…. I mean I assume there’s rotten ones cuz I know there’s a ton rotten dudes out there…
But if you take your time and invest in yourself to not be rotten usually you’re pretty good at not finding the rotten people to hang out with.
Like strawberries.